Under a past life regression hypnosis session I learned
I’d been Moses, Julius Caesar and Robert E. Lee
In former lives. I had always known I was special.
Now I know why.

I went to another past life regression hypnosis session and didn’t fare as well,
Nobody famous, nobody notorious,
Just humdrum lives. That one knocked me off my high horse.

I went to third past life hypnosis session with a dour-looking hypnotist
Who I sensed didn’t like the way I looked as I didn’t like the way she looked.
I learned I had a thousand insignificant past lives and was an old soul.

I left that session despondent, thinking I must be quite the insignificant, karma-ridden SOB to have lived all those lives and not gotten off the wheel.

Bob Boyd