Never tried any techniques
to try to have lucid dreams
but occasionally I get
them
and sometimes they are
annoying lucid dreams
had one the other night
in it I’m with a woman
who is my girlfriend
or my wife
I do better in dreams
than in real life
just kidding, I don’t
pursue women in real life
in the dream the woman
is sitting next to me
a guy approaches her
bends down to try to kiss her
I get homicidally enraged
and roar
touch her, and I will
knock you the fuck out
terrified, he backs away
and I know I can knock him out
I wake up relieved it was
just a dream
I’m too old to be acting crazy
or trying to knock people out.
Bob Boyd