I’ve heard people claim they’re vampires
on YouTube and in documentaries
they’re not the fictional creatures of the night
they’re just sick humans who find human hosts
to donate their blood to them to drink
but not enough to harm the hosts
the fake vampires drink it, claim empowered,
but not with any vampiric, paranormal abilities
just like the unreal, fictional vampires
they are make believe too
they’d be better off with counseling
to heal their vampire personality disorders.
Bob Boyd