I read there are 240 venom spitting spiders,
from a family called Scytodidae.
I’m thinking who in the heavens was responsible
for that decision?
God must have minions he delegates some
creations to.
I’m picturing an incompetent spider loving
minion
who got carried away when he found out
he could create such bizarre creepy crawlies.
I mean, did we really need 240 venom spitting
spiders?
In fact, why even one?
Bob Boyd