Recently, a random raccoon inexplicably fell
through the roof of a package store
and got into the liqueur
he drank to extreme excess, one hell of a bender
broken liqueur bottles all over the floor –
10 or more
streams of the liqueur spread all about
the store a chaotic mess
the raccoon wasted
drunk as a skunk, he passed out
face planted on the bathroom floor
apparently he has a drinking problem
that only a …
come-to-jesus moment can cure.
Bob Boyd