He Hated Her For a Year

On the day she was leaving
his heart shattered, tears streaming,
he left for work without saying goodbye.

When he knew her love for him had waned,
and she began treated him disrespectfully,
he said no one is making you stay here;
you can leave anytime you want.
The next day she left him with no regrets.

Although he knew her leaving him
was for the absolute best,
he hated her for a year after that.

Mercifully, at the end of that year,
the hate drained out of his healed heart
and he was free of his unhealthy loathing.

Bob Boyd

When Jack and Jill Went Up a Hill

When Jack and Jill went up a national park hill
in search of beautiful scenery.
Jack came down without Jill and claimed aliens
had abducted her.
The authorities didn’t believe him because to them
his story didn’t add up.
They interrogated him for days and hours until
he couldn’t withstand their questions anymore.
At the end of his sanity, he lied and cofessed he
had killed Jill just to stop the interrogations.
The weight of losing Jill and the constant grilling
had caused Jack to lose his mind.
The authorities kept pressuring him to tell them
where Jill’s body was.
But he couldn’t think of any convincing lies to
tell them about where it was, not having killed her.
He was sentenced to life in prison, while Jill was
fated to be a human slave on an alien planet.

Bob Boyd

Remembering Pat Boone, a Great Guy

I remember Pat Boone.
His songs often played on my radio.
He sold nearly 50 million records
in the 50s and 60s, had many hits.
One of the greatest crooners
of his day and a great guy.
He lived an examplary life
no drugs, no scandals.
I’m happy to say he’s still alive
and still singing.
But now from what I read,
he’s singing songs about God.
God bless him for that and for
being a great role model
for the youth of his day.
And for all the great songs he sang,
like Love Letters in the Sand.
He’s 91 years old now,
and still a great guy.

Bob Boyd

Great Britain is No Longer Great

Great Britain used to be great.
Now it puts its citizens in prison
for tweets, suppressing free speech.
Now it treats illegal aliens
better than homeless veterans,
fancy hotels, free food, cell phones
free medical care, allowances, etc.
The government keeps flooding
Britain with unvetted illegals.
Sex crimes are rising, the public
is outraged, their government uncaring.
Great Britain is no longer great,
but its citizens and patriots still are
and they are rising up.

Bob Boyd

Beautiful Bridgette’s Six Ex-Husbands

Beautiful Bridgette
had six ex-husbands
wasn’t her fault
she was just unlucky
in her gambles with love
three were rogues
that cheated on her
the rest were free loaders
more interested in her money
than her love
beautiful Bridgette
love forsaken
more so when she got
old and her beauty
abandoned her
with never another
chance for lasting love.

Bob Boyd

I Don’t Care if Death Is the End of Me

I have reached a point in my life where
I don’t care if despite all the claims about
an afterlife, dead is dead and nothing more

I equate it to something like spiritual maturity,
but maybe it’s becase I’ve lived a long life
and that’s enough for me.

Whatever the reason, now I don’t care about
death ending me, and my afterlife being only
a corpse or ashes in the ground.

Bob Boyd

Where Do the Dead Go?

Billions of people have lived and died
on this earth since it began.

My question is where have they all gone?

Are they packed like sardines in some
crowded heaven

or worse in an overpopulsted burning hell?

Is the afterlife infinitely spacious enough
that it can contain unlimited numbers of people

or, for convenience sake, do we just die
dead in the ground and become part of the earth?

Bob Boyd

An Adulterous Christian Wife

He was born into a family of Christians
with six generations of ministers.
He became a devout Christain as a kid,
dreamed of becoming a minister too.
Never missed a Sunday service,
taught Sunday School as a teenager.
He attended a Christian high school
and a prestigious Christian College,
became a minister at age 22.
He married a sweet Christian woman.
At first it was a heavenly union,
both devout followers of Christ.
But with the years, he became too
controlling of his obedient wife.
He kept her from friends and family
until she found love with another man,
an unintended extramarital affair.
He couldn’t allow her to embarrass him.
He became enraged and betrayed
his Christian faith and his ministry
by strangling his adulterous wife to death.

Bob Boyd

Promotion to a Hitman

He aspired to be a gangster
started with petty theft
graduated to gang membership
extortion and grand theft
moved up in the ranks and
was promoted to a hitman
but when he was assigned his
first hit, he couldn’t do it
he didn’t have it in him
that fatal mistake ended him
he’s buried under a building
built a few months ago
in downtown Boston, Mass.

Bob Boyd

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