Toxic Femininity

Often women degrade men
with phrases like toxic masculinity
they should take a look in the mirror
at their toxic femininity and their Missandry

Bob Boyd

Deviant Female Teachers

Nearly every week I read
about another female teacher
arrested for student sexual abuse
makes me wonder what causes this

Bob Boyd

Glittering UFOs in the Sky

The group saw the UFOs glittering in the sky
they cheered and yelled hello hello hello
the UFOs flashed green lights at the group
incinerating them into ashes upon the ground

Bob Boyd

An Approaching, Howling Werewolf

I hear the werewolf’s howls coming closer to me
I hope I’m safe in my home with the doors barred
in case my home is not werewolf-proofed enough
I have holy water and wolfsbane just in case

Bob Boyd

A Puerto Rican Kid and Diablo

As a teenager I worked in a greenhouse
with a younger Puerto Rican kid who believed in diablo
I didn’t; he said go in the woods at night and call him
he got the best of me, no way was I going to tempt fate

Outdoorsy Woman

You can have the outdoorsy woman
I want a settled down indoorsy one
while an outdoorsy woman is roaming
my indoorsy one will be loving me

Bob Boyd

Love Lost in a Dream

I met a lovely woman in a dream last night
being with her was feeling good and right
but before things developed into a romance
I woke up and knew I’d never see her again

Bob Boyd

Simon’s Mother and Chickens

Simon’s mother always said to him
don’t count your chickens before they hatch
but since he didn’t have any chickens
he never paid any attention to her

Bob Boyd